at the bar, i got stuck listening to a squeaky 'which one of us conforms better to the narrow standard of beauty portrayed by glossy mags' conversation.
girl 1: you are so skinny and beautiful
girl 2: you are more skinny tho
girl 1: and you have great tits
girl 2: yeh but you are skinnier than me, blonder than me AND have bigger tits.
girl 1: yeh but you are skinny and blonde with big tits too!!
girl 2: you are so much more beautiful than me!
barman: ... and there is your change ladies... *rolls eyes*
the barman was HOT by the way (yes mel, the one with the stupid haircut and silly facial hair)
i just wanted to shake these girls
*THERE IS MORE THAN ONE STANDARD OF BEAUTY YOU SILLY WOMEN!*
i know this is on the internets and they will never find it, but it feels good to get that off my chest.