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overthinking it have come up with this amusing flowchart...

a joke ah found

I was having sex the other day, banging away, when suddenly I stopped mid-thrust and stood really still.

"What are you doing?"

"Something I learnt from online porn. It's called 'buffering'."

still DRE!

Using only songs from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 25 people you like (including me). You can't use the artist I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "My Life According to (ARTIST NAME)".

Pick Your Artist:
Dr Dre

Are you male or female?
Bitches aint shit

Describe yourself:
Lyrical Assault Weapon!

How do you feel?
Guilty Conscience.

Describe where you currently live:
California, love!

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
East Coast West Coast Killaz!

Your favourite form of transportation:
Light Speed

Your best friend is:
X

Your favourite colour is:
Murder Ink

What is the weather like?
High Powered

Favourite time of day?
Blunt time!

If your life was a T.V. show, what would it be called?
The Next Episode

What is life to you?
Puffin On Bunts and Drankin Tanqueray

Your relationships:
Bitchez aint Shit!

Your fear:
Natural born Killaz!

What is the best advice you have to give?
No Ones Iller than me!

If you could change your name, you would change it to:
Still D.R.E

Thought for the day:
Pause for Porno

How I would like to die:
The Drs Office

My soul's present condition:
Bad Intentions / Guilty Conscience

My Motto:
Buttin but a 'g' thang baby!!

ode to spot

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,

An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;

Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses

Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,

A singular development of cat communications

That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection

For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;

You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.

And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,

It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display

Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.

And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,

I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

pictures for sad children

i love these comics :-)