valentines nom, curtosy of an m&s voucher that needed spending!

this dinner is the wrong way around due to blogger being rubbish, but in nom order,

falafel, hummus, olive rolls, olives, tomatoes, tomatoes, balsamic vinegar, rocket etc

fresh pasta with tomato and basil sauce, tomatoes, olives etc and cod fillet

mango and cherries

lemon cheesecake!

before i forget

2 veggie oxo cubes
a bag of carrot baton things
a load of water
handfuls of fresh basil and coriander
spoon of aubergine pesto
spoon of garlic paste
bit of soy sauce
water
some basil from a choob.

... makes a nomworthy soup.

i just thought i'd post this before it goes into the land of things i make that i can't remember how...

recipe of the day and it aint even lunchtime yet

noodley thing

2 chunks of noodles put in boiled water for a bit til they go a bit soft
3 birds eye chillis chopped up really small
packet of mangetout and sugarsnap peas
the rest of the coriander plant
a big chunk of ginger chopped up into little matchsticks
half a massive white onion, also chopped up in small strips
2 green peppers
a hella load of garlic
3 tsp sugar
generous amount of soysauce
oil, and also some sesame oil later on
some lime on da top

this is where a picture of it will never do justice to how it tastes nom nom nom

sexual harassment cake

sexual harassment cake, curtosy of cakewrecks.

piggehs

willj is very long now.

boring update

* handed in an essay, hopefully finished with that course now
* no idea when i will know if it passed/ not, wondering if i care.
* i got some new plates/ bowls etc this weekend, they are cool
* as above, but with cutlary. v pretty and lifetime guaranteed!
* made curries yesterday, were good, nom nom nom best nice
* had a cold this weekend, maybe manflu, am kinda tired today, perhaps unrelated
* am now upset about irregular line length, in this post, alas.
* bet this cool effect doesn't even show up when i post this, meh

feed ur family for a 5er :-P

get 4 cans of value tinned tomatoes = £1
tin of value sweetcorn = 22p
half a bag of pasta =20p
some garlic = 34p
spoonful of chilli powder = nothingp
big spoon of thai green curry paste = 20p

put in big pan all together now
wait 25 minutes.

i reckon u could get about 8 meals out of this... it's yummy and just over £2..

nearly there!!1

nom nom nom, a computer chair!! so nearly perfect!! now all they gotta do is make the damn chair comfortable!! (and better looking)

mo sparkley thins

i love this stuff, it came to £13 the lot!! nuts!
i will miss this about colchy :)

slimy, yet satisfying

*random note - the titles of my blog posts are not spell checked by the comp the way the rest of my wordz are. as a result, i think a few of them are spelled wrong but hopefully u get me anyway. i refuse to believe that the above is spelled correctly, and am twitching at it. i am sure i am wrong. gaarraaggh!!

on with the post...

today there is a cheesecake in my fridge. does that sound rude to anyone or have i been left alone too long with kids that chuckle at... anything?

i love cheesecake, i think i have posted about it a few times before. my love of cheesecake is like my love of lemon iced cakes, but much much munch more.

i can't eat it... still. this is just *wrong* - right i'll explain... too much sugar (especially when eaten without anything else non sugary) makes me hyper as a 3 year old on smarties, and about half an hour later, i crash in a big way, hot/cold/tired/nauseous/headache - it's why on shopping trips i can top up with a chocolate bar, if i am tres hungry i will take the crisps instead. this is often the problem with going out drinking as well, i'm pretty sure i get half the buzz from the mixers!

i am usually pretty good with this, cuz i know exactly how rubbish the after effects are. feel pretty crap right now. wanna go to bed but am twitching. meh

so i fixed myself some munch.

in a hypercrazy mood i will cook anything and everything, and i crave more sugar cuz i think it will take me back to the hyperness -- so i have to be careful

i cooked:
a veggie sausage
the remains of some curly fries
a super noodle??
some peas
some mushroom soup that i used as a pasta sauce yesterday with sweetcorn

man that was some slimy food!

i just realised that this post is going nowhere in a grampa simpson kinda way so i will just conclude with 'it asome nice munch and now i am writing about it cuz i am bored and can't move cuz my legs ache'

what do vegetarians actually eat?

i've heard this question SO many times that i really want it answered on the interwebs.. so i am thinking of starting a blog about what i eat. i know hardly anyone looks at this blog but i wondered if i could answer an age old question with another blog, since i do like posting about food and i do have a wicked camera on my phone.

my motives are
* my mum *still* asks me what vegetarians eat.
* i'm fed up of hearing 'omg so and so is coming over and they are a vegetarian and i haven't got anything vegetarian to eat!!'
* also fed up of thinking veggies are malnourished or eat not much/never get any variety.

my issues are
* can i actually be arsed to set up a blog for this purpose?
* will i bother to maintain it... if so, when?
* is there any point?

if anyone (um.. the 2 people that read this lol) has any define inspiration pls 2 let me know!

also sorry about the spellings on here tonight i can't seem to work out if the spellchecker is on and my spelling is AVERAGE lol not terrible!! but i still apologise.

biccys

cool. these are v naice if a bit too sweet... can only have 1 at a time with these badboys!!!!

smellin gooood

i got some of this in tescos tonight, it smells SOOO nice!! *sniff*

i moved house today

but i am still just about motivated enough to post this pic of prince hot ginge. :-)

something in the water...

gah!

i just woke up!

i just had a very random 2 hour zzz and now i am all confused as to what time it is, what i should do, what i should eat (if anything, i am not sure if i am hungry!) and if a cup of tea would be a good idea.

anyway, enough of my sleep issues, i got THIS DRESS!!!

it is fab!!

food, naughty

last night we went to tescos.

i couldn't resist, it was so beautiful and it tricked me to go in it!

i added 2 milkshakes and a bag of lime & corriander popudums to the list, and d added an enormous bottle of wine (it was quite impressive must be said) and then we got some bread.

this had to be done really, as we got word today that we will not be moving today, and now we will have to eat frozen veggies in curry paste for the next 3 days. with flour. and rice.

food update

after a few days of nomming things, i have made everything we have managed to get rid of dark blue...

in the fridge:
about a pint of milk
sweet chilli sauce
bbq sauce
sweetcorn and cucumber (soon to be gone)
some seafood ready meal
loads of tinned mackerel (wtf is that doing in the fridge anyway?)
2 dairylea triangles
butter
vitalite
2 small servings of breakfast pasta
4 fajita wraps
curry pastes

in the freezer:
1/2 bag frozen sweetcorn
bag of veggie mince
chicken fillets
tub of sugarfree lemon sorbet
2 saltana scones
a peshwari naan
a little bit of ben and jerrys cookie dough
2 veggie springrolls
1/2 a loaf of bread

dry food wise:
infinite spices
soy sauce, cooking oils, vinegar, etc
plain and self raising flour
sugar (normal and fruit)
about 27 portions of stuffing! (now about 10 left!)
rice
teeny bit of pasta
sunflower seeds (might chuck these or plant em lol never know, them growing seems a bit more likely than us eating them!)
a tin of pineapple
a pasta ready packet thing (mushroom flavour)
4 apples
6 onions (now 2!)
and about 6 pot noodles (now 2!)

stay tuned for more updates!!!

cheap total gastric bypass

you will need:

1 large bra
a blindfold (a tie will do)
boobies or socks to put in bra
a low cut top
your normal food, and means to eat said food

method:

put on the bra. place boobies or socks inside.
put on low cut top
now cover your eyes using the blindfold
now, eat your food as normal, a significant amount of food should fall down between ur boobies/socks, completely bypassing the digestive system and helping you to achieve your weight loss target.*

*possibly, results may vary

the food situation

we are moving at the weekend, not far, but far enough to know that we will ruin any freezer food we try to take with us! alas!!

so, our mission this week is to cut down on the amount of stuff we have to take with us, by eating/drinking it. i figured it would be quite fun to try and document this...

we got

in the fridge:
about a pint of milk
sweet chilli sauce
bbq sauce
sweetcorn and cucumber (soon to be gone)
some seafood ready meal
loads of tinned mackerel (wtf is that doing in the fridge anyway?)
2 dairylea triangles
butter
vitalite
2 small servings of breakfast pasta
4 fajita wraps
curry pastes

in the freezer:
1/2 bag frozen sweetcorn
bag of veggie mince
chicken fillets
tub of sugarfree lemon sorbet
2 saltana scones
a peshwari naan
a little bit of ben and jerrys cookie dough
2 veggie springrolls
1/2 a loaf of bread

dry food wise:
infinite spices
soy sauce, cooking oils, vinegar, etc
plain and self raising flour
sugar (normal and fruit)
about 27 portions of stuffing!
rice
teeny bit of pasta
sunflower seeds (might chuck these or plant em lol never know, them growing seems a bit more likely than us eating them!)
a tin of pineapple
a pasta ready packet thing (mushroom flavour)
4 apples
6 onions
and about 6 pot noodles

i think we might die of scurvy by the end of the week! but i aim to keep this blog updated with our aims to get rid of all this stuff by saturday!! heh no way, i hear u say!

i think as well 2muro i will go thru our drinks stocks and share how much drinking we will have to do in order to move house in a light way! heeheeh

my sweet tooth: in pictures

lemon cheesecake (drool)
cookie dough ice cream (same goes for half baked!!)
terrys chocolate orange cookies (nom)
lemon cake with lemon curd in the middle and yummy icing!!
custarrrrd!!!