politan

i want mamma mia to come out on dvd

meeeeeeh hurry uuuuuuuuuup!!

Jean Charles De Menezes

was shot 8 times by police.

it's not murder or manslaughter, but the police *did* breach health & safety laws.

an innocent man is dead, and he wasn't murdered, it's just the police didn't comply with healthy & safety laws.

toothpaste

before running off to work, no matter when work is, i need to brush ma teeths. so i am faffing around in the bathroom, and teh swede walks in

swede: hai!
me: hai
*i rummage around bathroom looking for toothpaste*
swede: ru ok?
me: no!!
swede: what are you looking for
me: grrr i can't find the fucking toothpaste!!
...
swede: it's in ur hand

it's started, folks.