Monday, 23 June 2008

cheap total gastric bypass

you will need:

1 large bra
a blindfold (a tie will do)
boobies or socks to put in bra
a low cut top
your normal food, and means to eat said food


put on the bra. place boobies or socks inside.
put on low cut top
now cover your eyes using the blindfold
now, eat your food as normal, a significant amount of food should fall down between ur boobies/socks, completely bypassing the digestive system and helping you to achieve your weight loss target.*

*possibly, results may vary

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