last night i thought of a list of reasons that ladyboobs are totally stupid and unnecessary outside of their mammaly purpose of feeding behbehs. here is some of my list, feel free to add to it.
they can be heavy
they can hurt their owners backs
they require expensive housing
this housing is ill fitted and often impractical
they can require extensive support
they carry a 1 in 10 risk of developing cancer
other mammals do not seem to need them unless they are nursing
they get in the way of sleep and stuff and can stop you lying like a splat to sleep
they are usually different sizes to each other
they are rarely 'correct'
they do not alter to fit clothing trends
if they are altered, it is expensive and painful
someone will probably judge the owner of some boobs about the size, location or general presentation of said boobs
they can impair running and other activities
they can cause teenagers massive embarrassment
they can cause some males and females to act differently, despite their owners wishes
they require coverage in public, by law in some places
they distract people
they always predict the weather wrong.
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