before running off to work, no matter when work is, i need to brush ma teeths. so i am faffing around in the bathroom, and teh swede walks in
*i rummage around bathroom looking for toothpaste*
swede: ru ok?
swede: what are you looking for
me: grrr i can't find the fucking toothpaste!!
swede: it's in ur hand
it's started, folks.