25 things you'll always hear in a ladies mag

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includes such gems as:

7. There are four ways to dress: Romantic florals, Urban Chic, Classic with an Edgy Twist, and wearing your boyfriends t-shirt is sexy.

13. Buy some fucking boots. Wear them with all the sundresses we encouraged you to buy and a ‘chunky’ sweater and BAM! Summer to fall wardrobe! Jazz hands, statement piece!

17. Here’s another terrible STD you can die from. There aren’t any symptoms and absolutely no cure. Don’t worry, though. Only 1 in 4 men have it.

18. This is a somber photograph followed by a girl’s story about how a terrible, awful thing happened to her. Here is another story about a congress woman that made it in a man’s world! Here is a 28-year-old with a fashion business! Women don’t get paid as much, and third-world women have it harder. Because these are our serious pages! Followed by raunchy sex tales!

23. Horoscope shows you will be assertive at work and get some tail.

some stupid fb thing

Using only songs from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 25 people you like (including me). You can't use the artist I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "My Life According to (ARTIST NAME)".

Pick Your Artist:
Eminem

Are you male or female?
Bitch, Please II.

Describe yourself:
Criminal

How do you feel?
Under the Influence

Describe where you currently live:
8 Mile Road...

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
(say goodbye to) Hollywood

Your favourite form of transportation:
As the world turns?

Your best friend is:
Ken Kaniff

Your favourite colour is:
White (America)

What is the weather like?
Drips

Favourite time of day:
When i'm gone

If your life was a T.V. show, what would it be called?
Public Service Announcement

What is life to you?
Like toy soldiers

Your relationships:
My dad's gone crazy

Your fear:
Kim

What is the best advice you have to give?
Lose yourself

If you could change your name, you would change it to:
Real Slim Shady

Thought for the day:
Just don't give a f***!

How I would like to die:
One Shot 2 Shot

My soul's present condition:
Bad Meets Evil

My Motto:
Still don't give a f***!