Ernie Brooker

http://www.ernestbrooker.co.uk/

this is an awesome website :-) it is made by 84 y/o Ernie Brooker

z0mg! (people modding)

blimey! here's a list of the top 10 modified people! i am clearly a wuss.

nearly there!!1

nom nom nom, a computer chair!! so nearly perfect!! now all they gotta do is make the damn chair comfortable!! (and better looking)

Thanks, Sarah Haskins!

Funneh girl

here's a jezbel link featuring 4 of her videos, about important things like brides, botox, yoghurt that makes u poop, etc.

dont say i never give you anything good on this blog!

something in the water...

gah!

i just woke up!

i just had a very random 2 hour zzz and now i am all confused as to what time it is, what i should do, what i should eat (if anything, i am not sure if i am hungry!) and if a cup of tea would be a good idea.

anyway, enough of my sleep issues, i got THIS DRESS!!!

it is fab!!

i am

Elizabeth Bennet

You are memorable, lovely and clever, the life of the party... you always have the perfect thing to say in every situation. Your honesty, virtue, and lively wit enable you to rise above the nonsense and bad behavior that pervade your money-seeking and often spiteful society. Nevertheless, your sharp tongue and tendency to make hasty judgments often lead you astray... if not careful, you can display qualities that you despise - pride and prejudice. But if you can get past negative first impressions, your life and love story will be epic!!!

erm...

the other options, i guess, are Emma (wouldn't want to be her, girl has ISSUES! lol) Elinor Dashwood, who i adore but really wouldn't want to be!) Marianne Dashwood, who is generally silly, that really silly one from northanger abbey that daydreams about shite all day, and Fanny Price, who is a bit of a pushover. I reckon most people taking this quiz are Lizzy :-)

colin

got a first!!

well done!! yay!!

4 years for one number... but it's a damned good number!!

w0000000000000 h000000000000

i heard some good - ok better than good news today and wooooo it is so cool and i so wish i could tell you, internet, as if you knew this person it would make your day too but u don't and it's none of ur bizniz mwahahahahaahaah

who says romance is dead part 2

HORNSEA, England, April 30 (UPI) -- A 94-year-old woman has become Britain's oldest bride at a ceremony in Hornsea, England.

Bess Atkins, 94, wed Winston Barraclough, 86, at St. Nicholas Church, the same location as her first wedding in 1939, The Daily Mail reported Wednesday.

Atkins said Barraclough proposed in January on New Year's Day.

"I thought it was some medical problem and feared the worst," she said. "He said: 'Will you be my wife please. I would love to marry you.' I was totally shocked but I said yes, that would be lovely."

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/2008/04/30/britains_oldest_bride_weds/8106/

Xtina Quote

I don't believe in fashion faux pas. Every look I did was important at the time. When I was in the Lady Marmalade video it was all about being over the top, sexy and playful. The big hair, the make-up, it was so much fun. Would I do that today? Probably not. It was a different time, a different place for me.

Everybody has an opinion on what I wear, especially about the outfits that were perceived as being very provocative. Some people were really closed-minded and judgmental. Fashion should be fun; lots of people take it way too seriously.

http://women.timesonline.co.uk/

shoeage

Oh shoes, how do i love thee? Let me count teh ways...

mo'shoes mo' problems

Argh these boots are really cool!!! why am i underlining things?

Biting the Belt

This is quite a lame post, so if you were after something amazing and insightful... er.. well that's never been what goes on on this blog so go somewhere else...

Anyhoo, it's been about a thousand years since the world started wearing massive belts around their hips, you know, the ones that don't actually hold up ur trousers, but just chill atop ur top looking snazz... now i never went for these, basically cuz i don't like my waist, and i'm not buying into anything that attracts attention to my squidgy tummy. noooo waaaay but t'other day in ippers avec le snowmantelle, i found a big ol' belt in primark and it was £3 and i thought... whatever - it's only £3 and i might really be able to do something cool with it... ho hum... so i got it home and i have to say, I LOVE IT! one of the best purchases i have ever made (and i've made some good purchases in my time... it does a fab job of um... hiding the muffin topness that happens every time i eat (i love eating) and giving me a bit of shape! impressed.. what the hell took me so long? It's pretty cool though to just.. go for it and get something good out of it!

Can i haz blackbelt?